To whom it may concern,
With zero due respect, the situation room at NHL headquarters in Toronto fired immediately. These bums absolutely robbed the Devils of a franchise record last night. Embarrassing. You should all be ashamed. What kind of third-rate league is this? Deplorable. Just unfathomable what occurred here in Newark on this night. If don't hear back within 72 hours, legal action will be considered.
Kind regards,
ZYP, all Devils fans, and the good people of New Jersey